When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles
So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this:
This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever
fuck u i don’t do what u tell me
is that sirius black
"Get that out of my face."
"It’s not in your face It’s in my hand."
game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers
If any of you have or think you may have come into contact with Ebola, they’re saying that the best way to handle it is to
- take Pete’s car
- drive over to mum’s
- take care of Phil
- grab Liz
- have a nice pint
- wait for all this to blow over
The internet is so weird.