February 2012
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protoskank asked: T!
I am so pissed off right now. I have never, ever been angry or motivated enough to tear someone a new asshole over the phone the way I just did. Sadly, it didn’t make me feel better.
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I don't think you understand how much fun this is →
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Just so you're aware, if you fuck with my friends,...
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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“And if I have to hear someone say that Republicans are racist ONE MORE TIME I am...”
– (via pacify-eris)
oh my god
(via european-booty-scratcher)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha .. this must be rick santorum himself.
(via dank-potion)
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The first thing I took away from this was the notion of “potential blacks.” I imagined all sorts of people who tried to be black, but...
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look at this awesome fucking hedgehog
I found him, of all places, at the Postal Annex when I went to go mail some packages. Look at this fabulous little dude. See how he hangs on things, and shit. If I can find another the next time I go, I will have a hedgehog giveaway or summat. Bitches Sherlockians Some people love hedgehogs.
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A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
rectumofglory:
girlsarestrong:
tw eating disorders, suicide, self harm
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw...
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thatjessjohnson asked: L and R
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
white-monarch asked: G & Q
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FANDOM EDITION: Are these the kind of things you'd...
ihavebeensherlocked:
imafangirlnotadoctor:
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
G - Do...
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Just checked my revised client schedule for this evening.
5:00 - 90 minute Deep Tissue
Who gets deep tissue done for AN HOUR AND A HALF? FUCK. I don’t have the strength and stamina for that! Does she think I’m a VIKING?
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So in Goblet of Fire, Barty Crouch Jr. dies in the...
iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger:
silencewillfalloverhogwarts:
captainmazzello:
ALSO, HIS CHEST THAT HE KEEPS MADEYE IN….IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE.
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